You Should’ve Been Swallowed (Light Hoodie Edition)

Light color, heavy attitude. The “You Should’ve Been Swallowed” Light Hoodie is the clean, chaotic cousin of the classic dark version — perfect for those who like their sarcasm subtle but still surgical.

This inverted version features crisp black lettering across soft, neutral tones — turning comfort wear into a statement piece. The minimalist contrast makes it pop without screaming… even though it definitely still screams.

💋 Details:

- Designed for light hoodies only (white, cream, light gray, or sand)
- Soft midweight fleece blend for year-round comfort
- Bold black graphic print — sharp, clean, and rude
- Oversized unisex fit for an effortlessly bold look
- Kangaroo pocket for snacks, phones, or emotional detachment
- Built to outlast trends, feelings, and exes

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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