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First of All Eat A Dick

First of All Eat A Dick

Regular price $29.99
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Sometimes people need to be put in their place, and what better way to do it than with our "First of All Eat A Dick" tee? Made from 100% cotton, this unisex shirt is perfect for any occasion where you need to let someone know exactly where they stand. Whether you're dealing with annoying coworkers or pesky exes, this tee is the perfect way to say what you really mean. So go ahead, rock this shirt with pride and let the world know that you don't have time for anyone's bullshit.

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 28 18 15 ⅝
M 29 20 17
L 30 22 18 ½
XL 31 24 20
2XL 32 26 21 ½
3XL 33 28 22 ¾
4XL 34 30 24 ¼
5XL 35 32 25 ¼
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