First of All Eat A Dick

Sometimes people need to be put in their place, and what better way to do it than with our "First of All Eat A Dick" tee? Made from 100% cotton, this unisex shirt is perfect for any occasion where you need to let someone know exactly where they stand. Whether you're dealing with annoying coworkers or pesky exes, this tee is the perfect way to say what you really mean. So go ahead, rock this shirt with pride and let the world know that you don't have time for anyone's bullshit.

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